headed off to Tahiti a day after a perfect wedding. We were to spend one
night on the main land before heading out bright and early to Bora Bora
for the bulk of our trip. Unfortunately, after the long flight, and the
warm tropical weather, we fell into bed at nearly midnight, forgetting
to set the alarm. We woke up at 9.30, after the plane had left, and were
beside ourselves until the hotel helped us rebook our flight for the afternoon.
It ended up being a wonderful honeymoon, with everything (else) being
even better than hoped.
As a celebrant the bride came to her part in the ceremony where she was supposed to say, "Take this ring as a sign of my love and fidelity." Instead she pledged her love and fertility! Given it was a Catholic wedding and the bride was all embarrassed when she realise she had pledge fertility, my response to lighten the moment was to quip that, "You can keep that part for the honeymoon." The congregation joined in the laughter and it made for a fun moment. - P. Monaghan
I only found memories of my wedding which happened a bit over two years ago. However, I laugh at a moment that caused me a lot of embarrassment at the time... During my speech (which I wrote down), I wanted to say "I would like to thank you all for coming...". Thanks to nerves, I instead said "I wank you all for coming!" - Ashley